The Cloud With legs


Quite possibly insane author and general layabout.

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5th January 2012

Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

chazzasaurus:

chasingmaryjane:

ksteez:

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 
  • YEAH GURL IMMA HIT YOU
  • up later because we’ve been on the phone for hours and it’s 4 am
  • so you should get some sleep

Source: the-vashta-nerada

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